1 00:00:07,124 --> 00:00:08,101 ♪ Hello ♪ 2 00:00:08,125 --> 00:00:09,102 ♪ Hello ♪ 3 00:00:09,126 --> 00:00:10,370 ♪ Hello ♪ 4 00:00:10,394 --> 00:00:11,737 Hello. 5 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:54,648 Noble one, the rocket ship from Earth 6 00:00:54,672 --> 00:00:56,015 has succeeded in reaching us. 7 00:00:56,039 --> 00:00:57,651 Earthmen are now disembarking. 8 00:00:57,675 --> 00:00:59,586 Captain Simis says bring them here. 9 00:00:59,610 --> 00:01:02,389 I knew that someday these scientists would go too far. 10 00:01:02,413 --> 00:01:03,423 The fools. 11 00:01:03,447 --> 00:01:05,167 They should never have come here. 12 00:01:15,559 --> 00:01:18,672 So these are Earthmen? 13 00:01:18,696 --> 00:01:20,440 How do you do? 14 00:01:20,464 --> 00:01:22,397 Yes, sir, that's us. Earthmen. 15 00:01:25,236 --> 00:01:26,580 Greetings, sir. 16 00:01:26,604 --> 00:01:29,048 My name is Professor Jones, and these are my three aides. 17 00:01:29,072 --> 00:01:30,650 Salutations. 18 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:33,386 I am the Grand Zilch of Sunev, and this is my chief aid, 19 00:01:33,410 --> 00:01:35,288 the High Mucky Muck. 20 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:37,424 How do you do? Bewitched. 21 00:01:37,448 --> 00:01:39,158 Bothered. And bewildered. 22 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:42,729 And don't forget to see Pal Joey, folks. 23 00:01:42,753 --> 00:01:44,698 Hey, fellas, it's not cold up here. 24 00:01:44,722 --> 00:01:46,433 Oh. Certainly not. 25 00:01:46,457 --> 00:01:48,435 We manufacture our own weather. 26 00:01:48,459 --> 00:01:52,272 - What do you know? - How about that? 27 00:01:52,296 --> 00:01:54,207 All our buildings are air conditioned 28 00:01:54,231 --> 00:01:56,243 and have every modern convenience. 29 00:01:56,267 --> 00:01:58,278 We are way ahead of you Earth people. 30 00:01:58,302 --> 00:02:00,413 We suspected such possibilities. 31 00:02:00,437 --> 00:02:02,915 We seek more knowledge of you and your friendship. 32 00:02:02,939 --> 00:02:05,184 Yeah, we'd like to know what's cookin'. 33 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,753 Such as dames. 34 00:02:06,777 --> 00:02:09,745 You don't happen to have any spare telephone numbers, do ya? 35 00:02:11,014 --> 00:02:12,325 Indeed. 36 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:14,427 Introduce these gentlemen to some of our ladies 37 00:02:14,451 --> 00:02:16,796 while I talk with the professor. 38 00:02:16,820 --> 00:02:18,720 This way, gentlemen. 39 00:02:28,098 --> 00:02:29,842 Aw... Why, you... 40 00:02:29,866 --> 00:02:32,044 Ow, that hurts. 41 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:33,179 Go on. 42 00:02:33,203 --> 00:02:35,315 This way, gentlemen. 43 00:02:35,339 --> 00:02:38,285 We are most anxious to learn the secrets of your being, 44 00:02:38,309 --> 00:02:39,719 how you exist and... 45 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:41,688 We exist through power. 46 00:02:41,712 --> 00:02:43,956 Atomic electricity flows through our veins, 47 00:02:43,980 --> 00:02:45,792 instead of blood like yours. 48 00:02:45,816 --> 00:02:49,095 We create life this way. Eternal life. 49 00:02:49,119 --> 00:02:51,286 Come, I will show you. 50 00:02:56,226 --> 00:02:57,637 Watch. 51 00:03:09,072 --> 00:03:10,205 Come. 52 00:03:27,758 --> 00:03:30,403 With these supersonic and electronic devices, 53 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:33,139 I shall bring this prehistoric man to life. 54 00:03:33,163 --> 00:03:34,441 Or vice versa. 55 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:35,542 Watch. 56 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,828 Relax, I have perfect control. 57 00:03:54,852 --> 00:03:56,563 Hold. 58 00:03:56,587 --> 00:03:59,399 Back, back. 59 00:03:59,423 --> 00:04:01,523 Back. 60 00:04:07,063 --> 00:04:10,309 We have a million more zombies just like him. 61 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:13,212 An army of those monsters could destroy the Earth. 62 00:04:13,236 --> 00:04:15,548 Precisely what we are planning. 63 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:18,785 The ladies are in the far room. 64 00:04:18,809 --> 00:04:20,720 They've been informed you are coming and... 65 00:04:20,744 --> 00:04:21,721 Look! 66 00:04:21,745 --> 00:04:23,356 Diamonds. 67 00:04:23,380 --> 00:04:25,260 Emeralds. Rubies. 68 00:04:26,249 --> 00:04:28,227 Hey, that's solid gold. 69 00:04:28,251 --> 00:04:30,897 Oh, yes, we have molten rivers of it in the mountains. 70 00:04:30,921 --> 00:04:33,032 As for me, I'd like to see the ladies. 71 00:04:33,056 --> 00:04:35,337 Ha-ha-ha. This way, sir. 72 00:04:40,731 --> 00:04:43,543 Did you take any diamonds, rubies, or emeralds? 73 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:45,478 Oh, that's good, because we protect them 74 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:47,447 by coating them with a deadly poison. 75 00:04:51,174 --> 00:04:53,386 Whoo. Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo. 76 00:04:55,278 --> 00:04:56,656 Eenie, meenie, minie, Moe. 77 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,058 I'm Moe, you're for me. Hiya, toots. 78 00:04:59,082 --> 00:05:00,560 So you are an Earthman? 79 00:05:00,584 --> 00:05:02,161 Yes, ma'am. 80 00:05:02,185 --> 00:05:03,430 What a terrible specimen. 81 00:05:03,454 --> 00:05:04,564 I thank you. 82 00:05:04,588 --> 00:05:05,665 Hey, wait a minute. 83 00:05:05,689 --> 00:05:07,300 Come on over and give me a kiss. 84 00:05:07,324 --> 00:05:09,869 You'll soon change your mind. 85 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,708 Whoa. Wow. 86 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,911 Boy, I've heard of hot lips, but yours sizzle. 87 00:05:17,935 --> 00:05:19,901 We are charged with high voltage. 88 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,519 Boy, a two-cylinder dynamo. 89 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:28,421 Hold my sash. 90 00:05:28,445 --> 00:05:32,592 It will immunize you. Oh, yeah? 91 00:05:32,616 --> 00:05:33,616 It did. 92 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:40,032 Wow-ee. 93 00:05:40,056 --> 00:05:41,367 Pardon me. 94 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,938 Hiya, beautiful. 95 00:05:44,962 --> 00:05:46,361 Hello. 96 00:05:47,865 --> 00:05:49,442 I brought a gift for you. 97 00:05:49,466 --> 00:05:52,879 Our favorite theater nuisance: popcorn, unpopped. 98 00:05:52,903 --> 00:05:54,647 Do I get a kiss? 99 00:05:54,671 --> 00:05:56,382 Mm-hm. 100 00:06:02,746 --> 00:06:03,945 Wow. 101 00:06:11,421 --> 00:06:13,232 I have a gift for you too: 102 00:06:13,256 --> 00:06:15,568 a frozen spring chicken, ready to cook. 103 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:17,069 How 'bout a hug, beautiful? 104 00:06:17,093 --> 00:06:18,437 You're a fat one. 105 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,206 I don't think I can get my arms around you. 106 00:06:20,230 --> 00:06:21,508 I can get my arms around you. 107 00:06:21,532 --> 00:06:23,612 Ooh! Ooh! 108 00:06:32,175 --> 00:06:34,387 Oh, it's burned. 109 00:06:35,412 --> 00:06:36,623 Dinner is ready. 110 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:37,790 You ladies may join us. 111 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:40,159 Oh, boy, dinner. 112 00:06:40,183 --> 00:06:41,193 Ma'am? 113 00:06:42,953 --> 00:06:45,064 Come on. 114 00:06:45,088 --> 00:06:47,066 Ca... Can't you girls do something about this? 115 00:06:47,090 --> 00:06:48,067 Certainly. 116 00:06:48,091 --> 00:06:49,331 Girls? 117 00:06:54,064 --> 00:06:55,074 Now. 118 00:06:55,098 --> 00:06:57,065 Okay. 119 00:06:59,436 --> 00:07:02,348 Well, Professor Jones, now that you know our secret, 120 00:07:02,372 --> 00:07:04,584 we shall turn you and your men into zombies. 121 00:07:05,609 --> 00:07:07,486 Boy, am I starved. 122 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:08,788 Help yourself. 123 00:07:08,812 --> 00:07:11,546 Clams. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. 124 00:07:15,218 --> 00:07:16,930 Hey, there's nothing in 'em. 125 00:07:16,954 --> 00:07:19,032 We find them delicious. 126 00:07:19,056 --> 00:07:20,789 Go ahead, eat. 127 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,006 What is that? 128 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,007 That's not water. 129 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,443 That's battery acid. 130 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,712 We drink it to recharge our batteries. 131 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,380 We do not drink water. 132 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:25,682 It would short our circuit. 133 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:26,683 We'd blow up. 134 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,250 Go on and eat. 135 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:29,452 No, thanks, I'm full. 136 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:30,820 Just before we came up here, 137 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,755 I had some nuts and bolts under glass. 138 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:35,391 Say, could I have a nice salami sandwich 139 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:37,560 smothered in sour cream with cherry jelly? 140 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:39,862 Pickle in the middle and mustard on top? 141 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,130 You fools. 142 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:43,132 This was your last meal. 143 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:45,134 You will never leave here alive. 144 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:47,258 Go on, call the guards. 145 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:51,462 This'll short his circuit. 146 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:55,101 No, not that! 147 00:08:57,303 --> 00:09:00,049 No, no, no-no-no! Oh, no, no! 148 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:05,276 No, no! Oh, no! Oh, oh, oh, oh. 149 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,192 Nice work, Moe. 150 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,861 Come on, let's find the professor. 151 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:12,951 Yeah. 152 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,974 Yipe. A corpus. 153 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,342 Light some lights, quick. 154 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:28,444 Where? Oh, there. 155 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,846 Hey, there's a lot of 'em. 156 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,547 Light 'em all. 157 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:37,241 We need more light. 158 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:50,967 Hey, Joe, there's something weird about these things. 159 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,001 Yeah, I noticed. 160 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,892 I turn on buttons, and then anything... 161 00:09:58,464 --> 00:10:01,711 Oh, charades. 162 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,810 A popular song title? 163 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,009 Oh, a tall word. 164 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:14,891 What's the matter with you guys? 165 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,480 You seeing things? 166 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,628 You guys must be dreaming. 167 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:20,763 I haven't seen anything... 168 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:21,864 Good evening. 169 00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:23,733 You must be devout cowards. 170 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,501 I... 171 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,463 Come on. 172 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,360 Looks like we got a fight on our hands. 173 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,617 Let's give it to him. 174 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:57,133 Hey, that guy don't even wanna fight. 175 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,068 Maybe he's got the professor in that room. 176 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,069 Let's get him. 177 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,093 Yeah. 178 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,430 Door's locked. I think I'll try my keys. 179 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,889 What are you guys panting about? 180 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,291 I'm doin' all the work. 181 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:26,195 Stop snortin' down my neck, Larry. 182 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,664 Joe, you better take a little bicarbonate soda. 183 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,533 These keys won't work on this door. 184 00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:33,391 Maybe the professor's in that room. Come on. 185 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,840 We'll find him. 186 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,175 Hey, wait a minute. 187 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,609 We can't go in that room. 188 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:41,878 The goon is in there... 189 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:42,912 The goon! 190 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,104 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! 191 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:50,352 Hey! 192 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,925 Wait a minute. It's us. 193 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:56,926 Yeah. 194 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,294 Hey, Moe, what are we gonna do? 195 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,029 Ssh! 196 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,498 Help me. 197 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,933 That sounds like the professor. 198 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:04,957 Let's go. 199 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,537 Hey, it is the professor. 200 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,874 What'd he say? 201 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:15,046 Go on, untie him. 202 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:22,373 Easy, now. Easy. 203 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,870 General Motorcycle: 17 and a half. 204 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,605 And a count of Penn-O-Steele: 25 and a quarter. 205 00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:46,242 Simis Incorporated, 17. 206 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,632 Go on, untie him. 207 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,453 Take it easy. Oh, this is awful. 208 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,554 Take it easy, professor. 209 00:12:58,578 --> 00:12:59,555 There we are. 210 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,490 Oh, dear. I'm sorry I came. 211 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:04,954 - That's all right. - Let's go. 212 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,305 Don't move. 213 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,881 Phew. Phew. 214 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,583 We must destroy this device so they can never use it again. 215 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,584 Help me. 216 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:29,585 Here. 217 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:30,686 Okay, boys. 218 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,977 This is our golden opportunity. 219 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,417 Ooh. 220 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,703 Ooh. Ooh. 221 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:58,447 Ooh. 222 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,416 Ooh. 223 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,872 Ooh. 224 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:04,720 Hey. Yes? 225 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,494 Now, don't go away. 226 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,911 Ooh. 227 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:30,913 Oh, Moe, I'm so sorry. 228 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,581 Oh, think nothing of it. 229 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,084 Stout fellow. 230 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,552 Skinny rat. 231 00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:44,893 Now... Ooh. 232 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,084 Get out of here. 233 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,452 Hurry, boys. 234 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,787 Hey, fellas, let... Let's get out of here. 235 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,789 Rip those wires. 236 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:14,979 This is heavy. 237 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:28,437 Hey, fellas, let's get out of here. 238 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,571 Hurry. 239 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,973 Let's get out of here! Come on! 240 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:34,776 All right. Let's go. Come on, let's go! 241 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,520 Let's go, before they take after us. 242 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:45,521 So we jumped into our spaceship and zoomed back to Earth, 243 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,656 and that's the end of the bedtime story. 244 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,458 Now, go to sleep. Yeah. 245 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,826 Now we're going out to dinner. 246 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,295 And the baby-sitter will be here any minute. 247 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,197 Who's there? 248 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,166 - The baby-sitter. - The agency sent me. 249 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,567 Well, come in. Come in. 250 00:15:58,591 --> 00:15:59,668 And where will we eat? 251 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,037 Let's go to Laverne's. 252 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,104 Round's is good. 253 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,205 Thank you. 254 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,215 Down below!